Gossip Topic: Kanye West and Kim Kardashian Fiasco?

 

So, what’s up for these two? Well, really, what isn’t up with them?

As some of you may know (although I didn’t know), Kimmyy recently had a miscarriage scare, which has her more shaken up than the public was with her whale dress:

 (Quick! Get Shamoo back to the ocean! No, seriously. She looks like a whale. Black in the back, white in the front! (Oh dang, that sounds straight up dirty!))

So, naturally, what does Kanye East do about this? He flies out to L.A. to go and see if she’s okay, right? Because that’s what a normal guy who loved a woman would do, yeah?

NOPE.

Kanyay don’t curr bout her baby problems! Khanyaaa just curr bout his new album coming out!

Yep, that’s right folks, he flies out to Paris instead so that he can work on his new album. (How about you do all of us a favour and use your money for something better. Something that won’t make us want to tear our ears off at the sound of it.)

Kris, Kim’s mother, is absolutely livid with KhanYai for doing this, and she wants Kymm to move in with her until the baby is born.

I bet Kanyay North is going to show up in the delivery room right as KymKay is about to give birth, stop her, and tell her he’s going to let her finish, but that Adele had the best pregnancy ever.

Gossip Topic: Liam Hemsworth and Miley Cyrus Heading to Splitsville?

(Source: hollywoodlife.com)

Ahh guys, it’s been a while, but I’m back!

Now, to the stuff you actually care about, the rumour mill sure has been turning with these two lately.

It started on Febuary 23rd, when Lee was not only spotted leaving an Oscar party with actress January Jones, but he was said to be caught flirting with Emma Watson. (Can you blame him? They’re both attractive. He’s attractive. It works.)

MiMi has not been taking this well, apparently. She was spotted on March 7th walking about without her engagement ring on. Does this mean they’re over? Not really, I guess.

According to Hannah, I mean Miley, she took it off to get back at him for the rumours being spread.

Yeah, that’s what you do, Miles. Just take off the ring. You’re as smooth as butter, gal.

According to a source, though, little Smiley loves playing games with Lee-ummmm because she wants everything to be her way. This is apparently why she took off her ring: she wants to scare him and make him believe she’s going to leave him.

The source also says that she really does love little-Thor (still wrong person?) but she doesn’t always treat him that great. (CLEARLY)

So, what does LeeLee think about all of this? How does he cope with it?

He goes back home to Australia, that’s what he does! He headed home on March 1st so that him and MyMy can have a break to think about things.

Sounds like a plan, cutie pants.

 

Gossip Topic: Rihanna Engaged to Chris Brown?

 

Uhmm…what?

Yep, that’s right. Rihanna is rumoured to be engaged to Chris Brown.

Y’know, the guy who beat her and then threw a chair through a window because someone brought it up.

That’s the way to do it, Rih. Just marry the guy that beat you.

Are you sure he isn’t going to just stand there and watch you burn? (Bahahaha…I’m so funny!)

At first people believed that it isn’t true, but at the Grammys last night, Umbrella was sporting an engagement ring as they were canoodling.

CANOODLING.

Now, it has been 4 years since the brutal beating had happened, since it was released after a pre-Grammys party that he had let her face meet his fists.

The engagement hasn’t been confirmed, but people everywhere at questioning her sanity.

But, hey, I guess it’s as the saying goes: A couple that beats the women stays together, right?

No…that isn’t right…

Gossip Topic: Zayn Malik cheated on Perrie Edwards?

 

Is it trouble in paradise for the One Direction star?

Above is Zayn Malik (pronounced Zaiinnnnn Maaaallliiiccckkk) of One Direction snogging his also famous girlfriend Perrie Edwards of Little Mix.

The news is that the Malikster did the sex with an Australian waitress by the name of Courtney Webb. She even got pictures of him sleeping.

 

Now, I honestly don’t know whether or not that is our little Zaynie-poo, but a lot of fans are in a tizzy about the whole story.

It is about 50/50 on people who believe that he cheated, and people who didn’t. I am seeing a lot of people that are saying that he did cheat, and they have some nice reasoning as to why they think he did, and the people who are saying that he didn’t have some nice reasoning as well. It makes it very difficult to pick a side on this, actually.

A lot of people are saying that the tattoos on the person are fake and are even comparing them to other pictures, but what they all fail to understand is that the posture in the pictures are different than the ones that they are comparing, so they aren’t doing all that great of a job.

But, who am I to say that everyone is wrong and that they should just shut up?

Here’s some Tweets on the matter:

 

 

(and you can proceed to jump off the same cliff whilst reading a dictionary.)

There has also been a good amount of talk on Tumblr, because that’s all any of us do on that site.

So, although I would prefer not to believe that he did it, maybe he did.

It isn’t anyone’s business but theirs, and people need to remember that they are both actual people with actual feelings, and some that Courtney Webb may just be a home wrecker.

A $3.2 Million home wrecker…

Yeah…

Gossip Topic: Kim Kardashian’s Oven!

Yeah, I know, everyone has already heard that her eggo is preggo, blah blah blah. But, quite frankly, I don’t care. I’m going to use it as my topic because I feel like this should be a sassy article full of terrible jokes!

So, yeah. She’s preggers with Kanye West’s baby.

I guess it’s safe to say that he was doing his Kanye Best that night, rather than getting his Kanye Rest.

Hey Kanye, how great does it feel knowing someone let you finish? Maybe you could learn that courtesy for others! (Terrible Joke!)

Welp, now that I got that out of the way, let us continue.

Not only do I find it sort of funny that she is pregnanto, I find it funny that she was getting advice from another pregmous (pregnant and famous) person…Snooki.

Yep, when her and JWoww stopped by E! News on Tuesday, she told about giving KimKar advice about being all babied up whilst in the spotlight.

So, here’s what I think their baby will look like:

(Well, I’m sure he won’t be white, but for now he is)

 

Gossip Topic: Haylor enters Splitsville?

 

Yep, that’s right folks, you get to see my master photo editing once again!

And well, yeah, apparently Haylor has split up.

At least that is what is circulating through the interwebs right now. I have read about it on Perez Hilton’s crap website, US Magazine, and even Twitter (but who believes them anymore?)

 

Most fans, of course, are taking this quite well.

 

Of course, what people are forgetting is that they are both real people with real feelings, and they most likely aren’t as happy about it as other people are.

Now, I didn’t like Haylor that much either, but I still feel bad for both of them. They both seemed really smitten with one another, and it sucks.

Though, fun fact, Harry Styles has more nipples than the amount of months that Haylor was together.

(Hazza has 4 nipples, by the way.)

Gossip Topic: Biebs and the Blunt

 

That’s right, folks. TMZ got a hold of some photos of the Biebs smoking.

So, answer me something…WHO CARES?

Yes, I understand that it isn’t good for you, blah blah blah…but why does anyone care about it? It’s his life.

 

Oh sweet babies, it was just some weed. It’s not like he’s smoking a ton…

And hey, who could blame him? I’d smoke too if this happened to me:

 

Yeah, exactly.

And now that this is over, here’s a picture of Nick Grimshaw in a dress.

 

Have fun.